“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))
“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;”
Oh…
“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”
Okay…
“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.
“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.
“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“
UH EXCUSE ME
Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY
” There. Can you… Still move it? ”
i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”
wow rude
“Illustration by Ryunosuke Kuroichi”
…. its a copic illustration book thingy… and im just laughing here right now
After completing this task, follow the scoring instructions: 1. pleasure is the principal motive for living.
oh. okay philosophy text book.
“Afternoon, Ladies.”
…..The Ultimates are trying to tell me something……..
from Members of the Tribe
“i could use a job.”
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“I know it’s ungrateful of me, but there are times when the love of my life really, truly gets on my tits.” —- “The Secret Shopper Affair trololololololo :))





